Jun 5 2007Fantastic Four 2 Decidedly Low on Tits and Fire
This raised eyebrow is as far as it's gonna go before marriage, honey.
Holy fudge! Fantastic Four 2 has gotten a PG rating! Well yippie kai-yay Mr. Falcon! Let's go celebrate by doing something non sexually suggestive (that will come off as unintentionally homoerotic!)!
Actually, I don't really care. I wasn't going to see it anyway. If you make a crappy movie, I'm not going to give you my money when you make a sequel. As George Dub says, "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice....Well, I won't get fooled again."
Reader Comments
1. Willravel - June 5, 2007 3:01 PM
No nude Jessica Alba...that's a great way to get to FF4: 3. They should take a lesson from Good Luck Chuck, which will certainly be a horrible movie but will feature me in the audience because my brain doesn't always make the decision to see a movie. The only reason anyone went to FF4 was Jessica Alba. The only reason people will see FF4: TROTSS is Jessica Alba. When they realize they're being teased, they'll go watch a movie featuring an actress either willing to learn how to act or to learn how to strip. Frankly, I'd be more happy if actresses did both. Can you imagine Jessica Alba playing Fantine in Les Mis, and playing the part well? Inside the Actor's Studio host James Lipton would cream himself. So would I. Some comic book movies can be fun, but you have to provide a reason to see the movie. FF4 isn't there for FF4 fans. The same people who saw the FF4 saw Ghost Rider, and why did they do that? Eva Mendez with her blouse open.
FF4 producers, writers, and director: you need to decide what will be the draw for this movie and go with it. If you're counting on a boost from the same CGI we all saw in Terminator 2, you're idiots. You either need an engaging story, great acting (Chiklis can act, but who can tell inside that thing?), nostalgia to the comic, or t&a. You've just gotten rid of your last draw, Jessica Alba.
2. Vince - June 5, 2007 4:22 PM
Come on, man, you just used the word "blouse". Get it together. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy a duvet.
3. Willravel - June 5, 2007 8:37 PM
Good catch on the blouse thing. I checked the guy code, and I'm still in the green so long as I'm actually talking about breasts (especially Eva Mendez). You're right, though, it was close. I need a vacation, possibly in Eva's blouse.
4. Nisha - June 6, 2007 3:52 AM
First of all, what raised eyebrow?
Second , doesn't the saying go, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." ?
Third, Chris Evans kills me everytime i see his picture.