Fantastic Four 2 Decidedly Low on Tits and Fire
June 5, 2007 Comments
This raised eyebrow is as far as it's gonna go before marriage, honey.
Holy fudge! Fantastic Four 2 has gotten a PG rating! Well yippie kai-yay Mr. Falcon! Let's go celebrate by doing something non sexually suggestive (that will come off as unintentionally homoerotic!)!
Actually, I don't really care. I wasn't going to see it anyway. If you make a crappy movie, I'm not going to give you my money when you make a sequel. As George Dub says, "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice....Well, I won't get fooled again."