Jun 20 2007Evan Almighty: 8 Minutes of 'Heaven'
There's gotta be something funny under this hair! It worked in 40 Year Old Virgin! And yes, my bathroom has a bidet, what of it?
Eight minutes of Evan Almighty are now online, and it's about as funny as one can expect from a movie that steals premises from Tim Allen. In the clip, Evan struggles to control his hilarious beard growth and tries to explain to his wife why he wants to build a boat.
Don't you get it, hon? God's going to murder all the sinners he created. The lord hates sinners! Or maybe he loves murdering. Anyway, bottom line, we need a boat to survive the drowning of humanity. Isn't life funny sometimes?
And by the way, let's get a bunch of really funny people and make them fall down a lot! Wait, they're not laughing - have him hit himself with the hammer! Ooh, that didn't work either - do it again! Nope. Again! Still nothing. Again! (shrug) Well, shit, I just don't know then.
Reader Comments
1. dan - June 20, 2007 11:35 AM
Is anyone else curious as to how they'll end this? It seems that for PG movie, they can't really drown the entire world.
2. bobo - June 20, 2007 11:38 AM
why can't they drown the whole world? the bible has no rating. but then again, neither do any other books that i know of. anyways, i actually think the movie looks kinda funny. like if i was 35 and had a 10 year old i'd take him and genuinely laugh.
3. Vince - June 20, 2007 12:19 PM
Well hell, maybe instead of writing for this site I should just post videos of me hitting myself with a hammer. Bet you'd like that, wouldn't you, bobo.
4. vanman - June 20, 2007 12:36 PM
Two things sicken me about this thing. Mainly that after the commercials for this, "For group tickets call....." flashes on the screen. They are banking on all the church groups to have field trips to this. Shouldn't they be yelling "blasphemy!"?
Also, ever since "A Scanner Darkly" posted the first, like 14 minutes, 26 seconds of it online, all these other places are following suit. Good advertising, but the goal is to put us Bootleggers out of business. I already get no insurance, damn.
5. bobo - June 20, 2007 2:12 PM
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Vince, you've made my day! I've never been personally addressed on here and I try so hard, too. I'd love to watch you hit yourself in the head with a hammer! Let me know when it's up.
6. patrick - May 15, 2008 9:38 AM
why Evan "Almighty"...?