Jun 14 2007Disgusting Captivity Clip

Want to see a clip from Captivity where kidnapper guy puts some human parts in a blender and makes Elisha Cuthbert swallow it? I think we both know the answer. This movie goes where neither Fear Factor or Mama Fratelli would dare.

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For the Fratelli reference alone, I will follow you anywhere.

Mama Fratelli? Comedy gold. Love me some Chunk-y shakes.

So this is trying to ride the torture-porn coattails of Hostel and the like...but no wants to see those movies, according to B.O. Even with Cuthbert, I still don't want to see this. SPOILER: The guy who is also kidnapped with her is in on the whole thing, too!!

Will it blend?!?

Oh man...I almost pissed my pants I was laughing so hard!!!! Frickin' eyeball milkshakes? fantastic!

Oh man...I almost pissed my pants I was laughing so hard!!!! Frickin' eyeball milkshakes? fantastic!

People laughing in these torture movies, that's what's disturbing. My friends said they laughed all thru Hostle 2. I think they all are trash. I'm waiting for Rob Zombies Halloween. I know it's a re-imagining, but I want something with a little thought behing it at least.

These 24 subplots are a pain in the ass. First the kidnapping, then some crazy abusive father, then a cougar, then a dude with a bomb shelter/aspiring rapist. Yes, I said aspiring rapist. There was potential, real ambition, but no follow through. Where is Jack Bauer?

You an eyeball shake is what every growing boy and girl needs for strong bones and vitamins!

I almost pissed my pants from laughing at this!!

Totally stolen from Phantasmagoria.

Bullshit, another ripoff of Saw, which also sucked, btw.

This reminds me of a porno I watched once.

Once.

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