Jun 14 2007David Goyer to Help Hollywood Suck Its Own Ass
If I was invisible, I would live in Marisa Miller's bathtub.
David Goyer has signed on to write and direct a new version of The Invisible Man. Hollywood has made a version of this movie how many times now? Just look how many entries there are for it on IMDB, and that doesn't even include Memoirs of an Invisible Man or Hollow Man or the countless pornos where an invisible man lives in the girls' locker room masturbating (okay that last one may have just been a fantasy of mine).
Honestly though, in five or ten years there's just going to be like three fucking movies that they remake over and over and over again. And I know a bunch of you dorks out there are going to be whining "None of the other movie versions have been any good, if they stick to the original story it could be awesome, blah blah blah..." Well I'm here to tell you that it's going to suck. It's a stupid idea to make another one. This version won't be any better than any of the others, there's no Santa Clause and you're just going to rot after you die. Now leave me alone, Daddy has a hangover.
Reader Comments
1. Tyler - June 14, 2007 1:39 PM
The best part? That chick is naked- those clothes are just painted on. Check the bellybutton
2. Vince - June 14, 2007 1:42 PM
Brilliant deduction, Holmes.
3. KoolAidMan - June 14, 2007 3:15 PM
Just going to rot after I die ? Say it ain't so :( Well, guess I better bone up on my Sartre.
On a sidenote, any news on American Gangster?
4. Vince - June 14, 2007 3:53 PM
Oh what, you guys are demanding I do actual journalism now? (sigh) I'll go dig around...
5. Cyrus - June 14, 2007 8:51 PM
i'm gonna agree with you on this. i've never seen an Invisible Man movie that was even almost cool. the best i've seen was Ghost Dad with Bill Cosby and that's more of a stretch than a man with a 2 inch penis trying reach cherry pie 6 feet away.
as a matter of fact, the best i've ever seen of an Invisible Man story at all would be from Alan Moore's League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, not the movie, the book it was based on. not only did it make the character seem almost badass but very close to enjoyable.