Jun 25 2007'Captivity' Release Party to Include Monkey Knife Fights
Don't cry, Elisha, someday you'll meet a real grizzly
Captivity Producer Courtney Solomon is planning a movie release party that will include SuicideGirls, a cage fight hopefully featuring Kimbo Slice, and an undisclosed main event that he says is "probably not legal."
Meanwhile, Captivity's official website says the movie is rated R, for strong violence, torture, pervasive terror, language, sexual material, and "grizzly images," so maybe we'll get to see Elisha Cuthbert get fucked by a bear. I mean, one can only hope.
Thanks to Brendan for the tip, who's something of a bear himself.
Reader Comments
1. Aaron - June 25, 2007 12:57 PM
Ohhh, looking forward to this! Once I saw that clip of Elisha sucking down blended human flesh, I couldn't hold anything down the rest of the day. Seriously, this looks to be one great freakfest.
2. mac - June 25, 2007 2:42 PM
I'm really not a fan of the gore/ torture porn genre that's been emerging as of late. I'm not particularly squeamish in any sense of the word. They just aren't entertaining to me. Having said that, the release party sounds freaking awesome!! Suicide Girls, Kimbo Slice, and a most likely illegal main event(keeping my fingers crossed for the monkey knife fight), yes please.
3. Reality Man - June 25, 2007 4:27 PM
Scooter Libby would love the bear fucking.
4. Mike - June 25, 2007 6:18 PM
Heh...her sucking down the blender of human goo kind of turned me on.