June 24, 2007 - June 30, 2007 Archives
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JustJared has a few shots up from the set of Indiana Jones IV, where we've been treated to the first look at Shia LaBeouf in-costume. There were rumors he was playing Indy's son, but these images seem to imply he's either Fonzie or a street-wise lesbian. Source... / Continue →
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The Simpsons Movie site now has an amazing avatar feature where you can make yourself into a Simpsons character as easy as you make yourself into a tennis player in your little Wii thingy. Unfortunately, the system is more basic than I'd like, so if you have any distinctive cha... / Continue →
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In news that's given the editorial staff of Us magazine huge boners, Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be in talks to portray Paris Hilton in a movie about her life, with Britney Spears supplying the music! Besides the obvious issue--that Paris Hilton hasn't done anything in her life... / Continue →
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243-year-old magic toymaker Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) decides to retire, putting his hot, boy-haircut-sporting associate (Natalie Portman) in charge. Unfortunately, he also employs a stodgy accountant (Jason Bateman), who fulfills accountant stereotypes by denying the exist... / Continue →
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"Growing up in Canada, all I ever wanted was to be in Miami Vice" Jim Carrey will be the star and producer of the upcoming comedy Sober Buddies. What's it about? Glad you asked, douchebag! Andrew Kurtzman is writing the script, about a hard-partying software exec assigned a ... / Continue →
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"Don't go in my vagina..." Yup, you guessed it, this entire post is basically an excuse to write that headline. The story is, Donnie Darko director Richard Kelly is directing a horror movie called The Box in which Cameron Diaz is set to star. Kelly wrote the script based on... / Continue →
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Well, the Rush Hour 3 poster is out, and it's about as underwhelming as I imagine the movie to be. "This summer, they're kicking it in Paris." Yeah, that about sums it up. Same ingredients, same mediocre movie, except this time Brett Ratner gets to waddle his pudgy ass aroun... / Continue →
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Judd Apatow buying Mark Brazill a tampon Okay, so this email exchange is like six years old, and was published like five years ago. I'm posting it because A. I'd never seen it before today, and I'm better than you; and B. Judd Apatow is much more of a household name now than h... / Continue →
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Michael Moore was scheduled to do a press conference today from the New York Stock Exchange in which he was to call for Wall Street investors and Main Street consumers to divest themselves of HMO, health insurance, and drug company stocks, but he was barred from it, presumably ... / Continue →
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Speaking in a recent interview, Ethan Hawke, already connected to the futuristic vampire picture Daybreakers, revealed that he will be dueling fellow vampire Willem Dafoe in the film, and also that he's growing his hair out for the part. Hawke, his blonde locks showing signs of... / Continue →
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"Thetaaaaaaaaaan!!" Despite previous reports that Germany had barred Valkyrie from shooting at government locations because of star Tom Cruise's outspoken beliefs in alien ghosts, German officials are now saying shooting was not banned at all. One of the locations houses part ... / Continue →
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To the relief of a saddened nation, ABC announced that they will allow the continuation of the hilarious antics of Jim Belushi and his sitcom family on According to Jim. After six seasons of providing the world with banal, family-friendly humor, there was concern that Jim, a st... / Continue →
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Owen was full of murderous intent until the baby ghost of Jerry Garcia floated up from the floorboards and taught him a thing or two about peace, love, and onesies. In Michael Davis' upcoming Shoot 'Em Up, the gimmick is Clive Owen carrying a newborn baby during a gunfight fo... / Continue →
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A spy for JoBlo has send in an image that he claims is the first look at one of the aliens from James Cameron's huge 3-D sci-fi epic, Avatar. Apparently taken in a nebula by the world's shittiest cell phone, the creature looks to be some sort of strange mix between Predator and... / Continue →
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Shirt from the closet of Steven Seagal. Another shot has turned up from Michel Gondry's Be Kind, Rewind, in which Jack Black and Mos Def are forced to re-create movies after accidentally erasing the entire rental store. Can you guess which film they're re-enacting here, ignorin... / Continue →
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Larry Fishburne on the set of SupaFly Space Gypsy Laurence Fishburne and an independent production company have bought the rights to the movie version of Paulo Coelho's novel The Alchemist. Fishburne wrote the script and is also set to direct. He directs AND writes! And to t... / Continue →
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Sam Raimi never let a receding hairline stand in the way of his desire to grow emo bangs. In an effort to further smear mud on the retainers of everyone who criticized Spider-Man 3 for having too many villains (oh shit, I was one of those people, wasn't I?), Sam Raimi now says ... / Continue →
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50 Cent to star in movie about a Civil War re-enactor and his lesbian, cat-loving best friend Word around the campfire is that De Niro, Pacino, and 50 Cent are all coming together for Righteous Kill, where 50 reportedly will play a drug dealer who helps detectives De Niro and P... / Continue →
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In The Brave One, Jodie Foster plays a woman whose fiancé and safety are taken from her after a brutal attack, turning her to a life of vigilante justice. So why is Macaulay Culkin on the poster? Source... / Continue →
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Though it lacks the emotional power of Schindler's List, Steven Spielberg has thrown together a short video of the first day of shooting Indiana Jones IV. Are you ready for all the fedora-wearing, whip-cracking adventure you've been waiting 18 years for? Well, keep waiting a bi... / Continue →
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I appreciate that they've thrown some choral music over the new trailer for Hitman to dull the blow of stupidity, but I can still tell it's retarded. Just like church.... / Continue →
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Malkovich Malkovich? The planned remake of All of Me has Queen Latifah and Adam Shankman (Hairspray remake) already attached to the project, but so far there haven't been many rumors about who will play Steve Martin's role. Queen Latifah, who won an Academy Award for creativit... / Continue →
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Eddie Murphy visiting Spike Lee on the set of The Blackest Eskimo Lorenzo Di Bonaventura reportedly wants to do another Beverly Hills Cop movie (since the last one was such a masturpiece), but the studios aren't sold on the idea of Eddie Murphy going back to R-rated stuff. Say... / Continue →
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People in comic books grow facial hair Here's a new cast photo from Iron Man. It doesn't come out for a year! Get excited! Okay, that'ts enough, snap out of it. It's time to go to work and the shit's not going to shovel itself. Source... / Continue →
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Just when you were ready to lay down some cash for Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, which finally merges the two volumes of the kung-fu epic, word has come that volumes 3 and 4 have been plotted and may shoot in China. The new chapters would involve the daughters of the Brid... / Continue →
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Unable to compete with Adrian or Owen in the "Hollywood's Ugliest Nose" contest, Jason Schwartzman grew a mustache. Some new pics from Wes Anderson's latest project, Darjeeling Ltd., have hit the web. The movie is said to maybe or possibly not be about three brothers who tre... / Continue →
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Don't cry, Elisha, someday you'll meet a real grizzly Captivity Producer Courtney Solomon is planning a movie release party that will include SuicideGirls, a cage fight hopefully featuring Kimbo Slice, and an undisclosed main event that he says is "probably not legal." Meanw... / Continue →
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Once you've been Ratnered you never feel truly clean again. (Miss July 1998, Lisa Dergan) Brian Grazer optioned Hugh Hefner's life story a few years ago, and now Brett Ratner is set to direct. Grazer said he knew Ratner was the right man for the job when he saw Johnny Drama r... / Continue →
