The GamePlan Poster: I Smell Originality

May 15, 2007 Comments

The poster for The Rock's new movie, ~~Daddy Day Care~~ ~~Are We There Yet~~ The GamePlan is out. From what I can gather from the poster, Rock's character makes love to a striking bulldog who then gives birth to a briefcase-toting ballerina, and a black guy on his team is totally not sold on the idea. Also, his team plays on a white carpet covered in dirt clods.

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? Smells like hilarity, stewed to perfection!

UPDATE: See the trailer here. Durp! Tough guys are powerless when it comes to girl stuff! Durp Durp Durp!

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