May 29 2007Star Wars: The Clone Wars Sneak Peek
George Lucas has added some more water to his lemonade, further diluting the Star Wars universe with The Clone Wars, which you can see in this Lucasfilm sneak peek. "But wait," you ask, "Wasn't Episode II already about the Clone Wars?" No, dummy, that was just Attack of the Clones, not full-scale war. And this is an animated TV series.
"Oh, so it's the animated series Star Wars: Clone Wars by Genndy Tartakovsky, as seen on Cartoon Network," you foolishly say. No, though that was indeed animated and about the Clone Wars, this one is 3-D, moron.
"So it's an excuse to make another series, redesign the characters so they look like they're from a video game, then sell that video game with toys, t-shirts, and collectible Burger King watches?" Yes! Now you got it.

Reader Comments
1. duuuuude - May 29, 2007 1:17 PM
dude, this is only the coolest sci-fi saga of all time. who cares about the toys and video games? would you rather star wars go away for good and miss out on all that sci-fi? would you rather star wars never have premiered? your site is all about movies and no single franchise has revolutionized movie making like star wars starting in 1977. don't knock it, eh?
2. Mac - May 29, 2007 1:42 PM
This is a completely unnecessary series. The stories been done, excellently I might add, by Tartakovsky already. Unless there's some shocking reveal that changes the face of the Star Wars universe, but doesn't feel like something that George Lucas pulled out his @$$, this will be a waste.
3. Daniel Ashe - May 29, 2007 1:45 PM
Sure, Star Wars WAS the greatest sci-fi epic of all time. That is until Lucas decided to kill it by running the story into the ground. The original movies were classics that could have been enjoyed for years to come. Adding 3 horrible movies to the franchise, along with endless stupid novels and comic books has done nothing but ruin the originals. Long gone are the days of watching Empire and thinking, "Wow, that bounty hunter with the green armor is cool, I wonder what his deal is." Now its all been made painfully clear in grueling detail. But all is not lost, at least we still have the Indiana Jones trilogy to enjoy.... wait they're making another one? DAMN YOU LUCAS!!!!
4. Willravel - May 29, 2007 2:25 PM
A wiser move would have been to start in with the Shadows of the Empire saga, but hey what Lucas wants, Lucas gets....so long as we don't see Jar Jar I'm impartial.
5. TheAnswer - May 29, 2007 2:39 PM
George Lucas needs to go away already i mean doesnt he already have enough money to bathe in?
He's making Star Wars dumber by the minute
6. duuuuude - May 29, 2007 3:36 PM
i certainly don't think they should re-do any series or movies... and they need to move on to the twenty years between episode III & IV (coming in 2009)... but i'm all for anything star wars! i will agree that lucas should have left the first 3 episodes in the hands of other directors. he would be best as a producer.
as far as adding the 3 films, i'm glad he did. i enjoyed each one of them... and you say the first 3 were classics, why ruin them with the next 3? c'mon, people were foaming at the mouth for more and everyone criticised the old classics, especially VI, and couldn't wait for a new and improved movie series. and personally, i can't wait for the live-action tv series.
jar-jar is c-3po as a different character. comedy relief... the first one (c3po) worked, the second one did not (jar-jar). oh well...
7. Nachoha - May 29, 2007 3:43 PM
And Lucas has already had them pull the video
8. dubwise - May 29, 2007 5:11 PM
Coolest Sci-fi Saga? Greatest Sci-Fi Epic? maybe they were good sci-fi movies...to bad he bit off of Frank Herbert and Wagner for the story.
9. Saladtosser 75 - May 30, 2007 9:02 AM
Just because you can doesn't mean you should!
Lucas needs to be stopped.
I propose a re-release of THX 1138, but get this, we add CGI hair to everyone!!
how cool would that be!
10. Franco - May 30, 2007 11:26 AM
What was wrong with Episode 3???
Grievous was weak in the film (great in the cartoon) is about the only bad thing I can think of.
Ep6 had ewoks
Ep5 was slow as hell. Hoth battle,Yoda, Darth Vader's bad self pull that movie through but it has a sappy love story and slow as hell.
Ep4 is the only really good film.
Ep2 was the worst
Ep1 was not necessary.
11. Daniel Ashe - May 31, 2007 1:57 AM
What was wrong with episode 3? Are you fucking serious? When a droid says that someone is dying because they "lost the will to live" you know you're watching some cheesy shit. The conversations in that movie prove that Lucas has not had a real conversation with anyone he doesn't own since the first movies came out. Plus when Obi Won cut off Anakin's legs and he's laying saying "I hate you." I really wanted Edward Norton to come out and say "Put your mouth on the curb.... now say goodnight!" Oh and the Frankenstein's monster moment when Darth finds out that Padme died and starts screaming "Noooo" was about the funniest shit I've ever seen.
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If cheesiness is something you can't stand in movies, I doubt you're a fan of the original trilogy, which was filled with just as much cheesiness as the prequels.
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