Star Wars: The Clone Wars Sneak Peek
George Lucas has added some more water to his lemonade, further diluting the Star Wars universe with The Clone Wars, which you can see in this Lucasfilm sneak peek. "But wait," you ask, "Wasn't Episode II already about the Clone Wars?" No, dummy, that was just Attack of the Clones, not full-scale war. And this is an animated TV series.
"Oh, so it's the animated series Star Wars: Clone Wars by Genndy Tartakovsky, as seen on Cartoon Network," you foolishly say. No, though that was indeed animated and about the Clone Wars, this one is 3-D, moron.
"So it's an excuse to make another series, redesign the characters so they look like they're from a video game, then sell that video game with toys, t-shirts, and collectible Burger King watches?" Yes! Now you got it.