May 17 2007Spiderman DILF
Grandma's basement will never be the same.
Yesterday Fox News ran a story on this whorish (and Marvel-licensed), pink-thonged little collectible of Mary Jane from Spiderman, and how it had the blogosphere "up in arms."
"The statue represents a big step backwards for those concerned about the state and future of comic books," said some fruity nerd when he was taking a break from blowing dudes.
Honestly, is the blogosphere ever "down in arms"? Righteous indignation is standard operating procedure.
Coming soon: the Japanese version of this doll with vibrating, self lubricating vagina hole that comes with a pair of pre-worn schoolgirl panties.
Reader Comments
1. James - May 17, 2007 5:46 PM
Is that all? Wow.... anyone upset about that obviously never saw a comic book in the 90's.
2. giromide - May 17, 2007 5:58 PM
Yeah, I have all fifty issues of Team Consisting of Two Big-Boobed Girls, a Giant Dude, a Robot, and a Broody Guy With a Scar and White Eye.
3. Aaron - May 17, 2007 6:48 PM
Emma Frost
4. Conor S - May 17, 2007 7:21 PM
Yeah, nevermind the war thats going on overseas or the girl that was stoned to death, this is MUCH more important!
5. John Raide - May 17, 2007 7:27 PM
DILF is right.
6. Kes - May 18, 2007 10:12 AM
The sad thing is that the action figure is so much hotter than Kristen Dunst.
7. Vince - May 18, 2007 10:28 AM
Yeah, I don't think there's anyway he used Kirsten Dunst as a model for that.
8. mike jewell - May 18, 2007 6:10 PM
wft is a dilf?
9. dilhc_revol - May 18, 2007 8:20 PM
MILF=Mother I'd Love to Fuck....so I assume DILF=Doll I'd Love to Fuck...or Daughter I'd Love to Fuck....or maybe Dolphin I'd Love to Fuck.....or maybe Don King I'd Love to Fuck.