May 1 2007Pirates of the Caribbean Featurette
Maybe if your mom cut down on the Chow Yun, she wouldn't be so fat. [Ed. Note - Sorry, it'll never happen again]
/Film has a new Pirates of the Caribbean featurette, which I think is like a feature that squats to pee.
You can watch it if you want, but I'm not. Nor will I watch Jerry B. castrate something cool for almost three hours when the movie comes out. See, anyone else makes a 3-hour movie about pirates and you're thinking, "Sweet, that's like a whole extra hour of rum, wenches, swordfighting, limbs getting blown off by cannons, and rape."
But with Jerry, you know it's just gonna be another hour of CGI ghosts, talking animals, and hell, maybe even Nic Cage.
Plus, I think this entire movie was miscast. See the actors I would've chosen, after the jump.
You want someone to play a pirate, you call these guys:
Reader Comments
1. ted - May 2, 2007 2:03 PM
"Maybe if your mom cut down on the Chow Yun, she wouldn't be so fat."
hahaha nice. that's a classic.
2. maimai - May 8, 2007 3:29 AM
"/Film has a new Pirates of the Caribbean featurette, which I think is like a feature that squats to pee."
whoopsie, you forgot all movies weren't made to cause erections. :op shame on you, don't hate on my ladyporn.