May 18 2007Ocean's 13 Featurette: Maybe This One Won't Suck
Waiting room at the Sunglass Hut
There's an exclusive Ocean's 13 featurette over on Apple.com. It's smart enough to open with George Clooney basically admitting that the last movie sucked. Which is good, because otherwise I was going to have to break it to him at the next Hollywood playboy gangbang party, and shit like that always kills the mood.
Anyway, there's only one way to make this one better than the last two and I think we all know what I'm talking about: more Casey Affleck. The man is box office gold.
Other notes: George Clooney's chin looks like it's making the transition from matinee idol chiseled to freakish caricature. Also, anyone else think Ellen Barkin looks super hot in this? There really aren't that many times when I look at a 53-year-old woman and think, "You know what? I'd hit that." No offense, Inez.
Reader Comments
1. carlos monzon - May 18, 2007 11:50 AM
everyone can admit the first ocean's was awesome watch it again never gets old and the second one uh geez what were they thinking and this the newest one has the vibe of the first film same laughs that sneeky george clooney and not to mention mr.al pacino so im getting that ocean's fever again with this latest one im gonna watch it.
2. Praz - May 18, 2007 1:06 PM
There's no way she's 53.
3. Vince - May 18, 2007 2:33 PM
Check it out, homes. Born April 16, 1954 according to IMDB. I was actually going to type, "Isn't she like 50?" and then I looked it up and said, "Holy shit, 53?!"
4. Rob - May 18, 2007 3:37 PM
She's going to be like Raquel Welch and Sophia Lauren. Was, is and shall forever be hotter than the surface of the sun.
5. Red - May 21, 2007 11:02 AM
I concur wholeheartedly. She looks hot as shit.