May 17 2007New Transformers Trailer
"You're not getting a Porsche, son. Just an enviable acting career and a lifetime of willing poontang. That's right, I said poontang. I'm old school."
Check out the new Transformers trailer from Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg. I guess Jerry Bruckheimer was too busy hating blacks to produce this. Maybe it will be good.
One note on the trailer: My dad refused to buy me a porsche on my 16th birthday too, and robot aliens didn't fall from the sky. In fact, all that happened was that he mysteriously died in his sleep. Don't look at me, I was doing pushups at the time. What, you think these guns grew themselves?
Bang said the gavel, case closed.
Reader Comments
1. Dave - May 17, 2007 4:15 PM
Hot.
2. Big Nog - May 17, 2007 4:19 PM
God help me, it actually looks good.
3. Samantha - May 17, 2007 4:49 PM
Someone is going to have to clue me on on this Jerry Bruckheimer racism thing.
4. mary - May 17, 2007 5:55 PM
That's beautiful. I want it now.
5. Lee - May 17, 2007 11:12 PM
can anybody make out what megatron was transforming from near the end of the trailer?
p.s. optimus making the original "transforming noise"...awsome
6. Wildstar - May 18, 2007 8:44 AM
head over to http://www.cybph.com/archives/296 to watch the international trailer... it has some additional footage :D
7. Praz - May 18, 2007 11:42 AM
How can you even tell which one is Megatron? Beyond the color schemes and the vehicle modes, all the robots look the same to me.