May 8 2007New Hairspray Posters Make Me Want to Cut Myself
Please, someone stop the beat. With a gun.
Does anyone else find these new Hairspray posters thoroughly horrifying? They're like rabid wolverines painted magenta that chase you around the room, staring at you with their dead eyes. And then the ice weasels come.
The movie's an adaptation of the Broadway musical which itself was an adaptation of the 1988 John Waters movie.
Remember how in Multiplicity Michael Keaton cloned himself, but the fourth clone was a clone of another clone and came out retarded? Yeah, you'd have to be a botched retarded clone to wanna go see this.
"She touched my pepe, Steve."
You can check out Cinematical for all the posters, my version of Photoshop makes me tuck my penis between my legs and drink Boones after a certain level of neon.
Reader Comments
1. Ellen - May 8, 2007 10:57 PM
"And then the ice weasels come."
I believe you just compared Hairspray to love. hahaha
2. Vince - May 8, 2007 11:51 PM
Ooh, would you call that a Freudian reference? Perhaps I should lie down...
3. Sharktattoo - May 9, 2007 12:51 AM
Travolta didn't need much padding, did he?
4. Thomas McNeil - May 9, 2007 8:45 AM
OMG it'll take months for me to get that image out of my head.
5. vanman - May 9, 2007 9:18 AM
At least one of them is Christopher Walken. That guy needs his own movie. Just called "i'm Christopher Walken". Like a "being john malkovich" only better, because who the fuck is this "john malkovich"
6. jd - May 9, 2007 9:32 AM
I had completely forgotten what a hilarious movie Multiplicity was until this reference. Well done.
7. Thinkhouse - May 9, 2007 12:53 PM
eeek multiplicity
8. lambman - May 9, 2007 2:03 PM
The musical is pretty awesome actually, at least it has a plot unlike "Dreamgirls" and this movie has a fat newcomer, lets give her an underserved Oscar too!
9. edna turnblad - May 9, 2007 7:18 PM
i dig the designs but john travolta and amanda bynes look like ass