New Transformers Trailer
May 17, 2007 Comments
"You're not getting a Porsche, son. Just an enviable acting career and a lifetime of willing poontang. That's right, I said poontang. I'm old school."
Check out the new Transformers trailer from Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg. I guess Jerry Bruckheimer was too busy hating blacks to produce this. Maybe it will be good.
One note on the trailer: My dad refused to buy me a porsche on my 16th birthday too, and robot aliens didn't fall from the sky. In fact, all that happened was that he mysteriously died in his sleep. Don't look at me, I was doing pushups at the time. What, you think these guns grew themselves?
Bang said the gavel, case closed.