Please, someone stop the beat. With a gun.
Does anyone else find these new Hairspray posters thoroughly horrifying? They're like rabid wolverines painted magenta that chase you around the room, staring at you with their dead eyes. And then the ice weasels come.
The movie's an adaptation of the Broadway musical which itself was an adaptation of the 1988 John Waters movie.
Remember how in Multiplicity Michael Keaton cloned himself, but the fourth clone was a clone of another clone and came out retarded? Yeah, you'd have to be a botched retarded clone to wanna go see this.
"She touched my pepe, Steve."
You can check out Cinematical for all the posters, my version of Photoshop makes me tuck my penis between my legs and drink Boones after a certain level of neon.
May 4, 2007
The thetans will never find me in here!
The trailer for the remake of Hairspray is out. It looks like it got remade because the (1988, John Waters) original was too tongue-in-cheek. And if Terminator 2 has taught us anything, it's that when stuff becomes self aware it's, like...
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June 14, 2007
If I was invisible, I would live in Marisa Miller's bathtub.
David Goyer has signed on to write and direct a new version of The Invisible Man. Hollywood has made a version of this movie how many times now? Just look how many entries there are for it on IMDB, and that doesn't ...
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June 6, 2007
Where Zoolander got the idea for 'Le Tigre'
Warner Bros. has optioned a Thundercats script and are planning a live action version, a la Transformers feature-length, CGI-animated version.
I'm sure a few of you out there are going to be excited, and I can understand, because I...
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