May 9 2007Nancy Grace Slithers off Into Sunset, CNN
Sorry about the picture. To our knowledge, she's never been photographed with her mouth closed.
Despite the ample wood I sported this morning and the satisfying bowel movement I just had, today is sad day. It's a sad day because Nancy Grace has decided to end her show on Court TV after 10 years. I've always said Nancy was a true CILCS*.
From now on, to get your daily fix of bile-spewing piles of rancid excrement you'll have to tune to The View, The O'Reilly Factor, Dr. Phil, C-Span, or reruns of Futurama (that's right, Frye, I'm calling you out, you orange-haired c*cksucker).
Or (sigh), Grace herself, still on CNN (double sigh).
Grace said she is leaving Court TV to focus on her legal analysis program, "Nancy Grace," on CNN Headline News and on her charitable endeavors.One only hopes one of her charitable endeavors will include jumping in a volcano.
Clips of Nancy Grace variously getting ripped on and obnoxiously bloviating, after the jump.
*C_nt I'd Like to Curb Stomp
Daily Show segment on Duke lacrosse case
Original Grace clips re:Duke
Amy Poehler on SNL
Grace defending herself over Melinda Duckett suicide
"The Best of Nancy Grace"
Reader Comments
1. crazy beast! - May 9, 2007 2:39 PM
nancy is fucking crazy and for that i love her.
2. james - May 9, 2007 2:54 PM
So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.
Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediately drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fuck is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my fucking sisters head.
she immediately drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my fucking shorts spanking her rear-end while she is crying her fucking guts out.
Most fucking embarrassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your fucking room immediately you sick fucking bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.
i really feel like killing myself right now
3. lol lolz - May 9, 2007 3:08 PM
dud3 ya do 1T!
4. Muke - May 9, 2007 4:42 PM
James...are you using this comments feature to make an attempt at bragging about weight-lifting? What does it matter how much the weight was?
5. Muke - May 9, 2007 4:46 PM
Wow...I actually read your whole comment now.....you are a sick fuck. Using a web comment to absolve yourself....and your own sister....Jesus!
6. Vince - May 9, 2007 5:01 PM
Btw, how do you curl with your chest? If you're working out your chest, you're either doing presses or flies.
7. proteon - May 9, 2007 6:58 PM
Please do not feed the trolls.
8. bigdog815 - May 9, 2007 10:47 PM
Nancy Grace is the reason the ball gag was invented
9. John - May 9, 2007 11:49 PM
"Grace said she is leaving Court TV to focus on her legal analysis program, "Nancy Grace," on CNN Headline News and on her charitable endeavors."
Grace leaving *IS* a charitable endeavor in and of itself.