May 1 2007MTV Movie Awards, Blah Blah Blah

The MTV Movie Award nomination list is out today, and everyone is covering it like it's an actual news story. You can go read all about it at whogivesashit.com.
God knows I really want to hear what the people who brought us Panic at the Disco (I know it's supposed to have an exclamation point; blow me) and Real World/Road Rules Challenge think about movies.
The silver lining in this cloud of pus and excrement is that Sarah Silverman will be hosting. Have you heard? She's Jewish and a comedienne and kinda sorta almost hot. Seriously though, she's funny. Celebrate with some clips, after the jump.
"I pooped/Are you God's black friend"
"I Love You More"
Pam Anderson Roast

Reader Comments
1. sg2kca - May 1, 2007 3:32 PM
Need alcohol....
2. pocahontals - May 1, 2007 4:32 PM
this will be the most vulgar awards show ever.
3. Slag - May 1, 2007 5:49 PM
Why even waste breath promoting/not promoting this steaming pile of donkey doo?
4. Kelly - May 1, 2007 9:07 PM
Funny thing is, whogivesashit.com is a real site.
5. lambman - May 2, 2007 5:19 PM
will Jimmy Kimmel find a new chick already so people quit trying to pretend this one is hot/funny. Her show...excuse me "program" basically steals jokes word for word from the Chelsea Handler show....seriously, watch youtube clips of the two of them...they make the EXACT same jokes...
I need another joke about her loosing her verginity at 9 like I need another hole in my head.