May 24 2007Matt Damon: Not Bourne Again!
"Matt Damon!"
Full disclosure: Mostly I just put up this post so I could be in the running for the cheesiest headline award. That said, Matt Damon said definitively during a Cannes press conference that he wouldn't be playing Jason Bourne again.
Since this crap is a cash cow, expect the studio to milk it with or without him. If you need a doppleganger, might I suggest Utah Jazz forward Matt Harpring? I don't know if he can act, but he is, like, tall. I thought of adding a Matt Harpring tag to this post, but something tells me that won't be necessary.
Anyway, suck it, America.
Reader Comments
1. matteo - May 24, 2007 8:07 PM
How about in the next film Jason Bourne goes against a gang of ferocious steroid dealers, he is forced to go "native" and take massive quantities of juice? He could then be played by John Cena !
Hollywood, here I come !
2. John Raide - May 25, 2007 1:46 PM
Either Matt Damon wants to do other things, or he's smart and realizes that Hollywood could fuck it all up with a fourth installment.
Seeing as how there are only three books, it'd make sense for this whole Bourne thing to die after this one.
3. Donna A. - May 27, 2007 11:03 PM
I must love crap. I liked both movies and looking forward in seeing third one. I think Matt Damon is doing the right thing. Take the money and run baby!
Donna A.