May 29 2007I Know Who Killed Me Trailer
A summary of I Know Who Killed Me, as derived from the trailer: Aubrey (Lindsay Lohan) writes story about a stripper named Dakota. Aubrey is kidnapped, tortured, left for dead. Aubrey is found alive, but now says she's a stripper named Dakota (hey, kinda like her story!). Dakota uses Ask.com's sophisticated yet easy-to-use search engine to search for "mistaken identity." Ask.com provides thorough and relevant results, showing it is clearly a strong competitor for Google, and reveals Dakota and Aubrey may be identical twins. The kidnapper keeps trying to kill her, but luckily, as the title implies, she knows who killed her. Then there's surely some kind of twist ending where it turns out one girl is a ghost, or Aubrey is the kidnapper of Dakota, or some other equally unbelievable garbage. The sequel will be called I Still Know Who Killed Me (straight-to-video).
Reader Comments
1. Emily Oswald - May 29, 2007 9:41 AM
I think this is more confusing than the time I caught my mom in bed with my pastor...
2. Dan Summerhayes - May 29, 2007 10:06 AM
I recognized the main score from 28 Days/Weeks Later in the second half. Not that I can blame them for nabbing it. It's a fantastic original score, and with Lindsay Lohan starring they need all the help they can get to attract an audience.
3. daniel - May 29, 2007 12:21 PM
lilo: downgrade
4. burnbitchburn - May 29, 2007 12:28 PM
"I know who killed me, it was that damn tree I wrecked my mercedes into. Or maybe it was the cocaine? Ahh fuck, who the hell cares, I'm fucking dead. "
-Lindsay Blohan
5. lambman - June 2, 2007 3:39 PM
Hate Lindsay all you want, doesn't change the fact that she's a good actress and the stripping clips online are bonner inducing if you watch them on mute.