May 3 2007Heroes Covers Give You New Obsessions
I don't watch the show, but I can tell you this guy on the right is a douche bag.
Obsessed fans of NBC's hit Heroes have a new way to obsess, as Entertainment Weekly just released their set of five Heroes covers for you to run out and buy. Each variant contains clues to the final episodes of the season, allowing you to deductively spoil one of the few pleasures in your miserable life. Each week, EW will continue to update the images with annotations to explain how the clues fit in, filling you with a false sense of personal pride in your new understanding of said clues.
What have we come to when we're studying magazine covers for hours just to scrape up some evidence that will give a hint of what's coming in a television show? I'll tell you as soon as I'm done watching last night's Lost in reverse, then frame-by-frame, just in case there's a hidden message somewhere. I love it when the writing is so clever that you have to be an obsessed freak to know what's going on.
See the other four here.
Reader Comments
1. frank_the_dolphin - May 3, 2007 12:37 PM
I'm already obsessed by the Hayden and her creepy dad cover.
2. potty scotty - May 3, 2007 1:59 PM
do you tape 'em together to make a super poster? like the backs of garbage pail kids..
3. Michael - May 3, 2007 3:00 PM
See... the problem with this blog is inherent in this post. Who cares about this post? Heroes fans do. What does this post do? Mock them.
4. Loli - May 3, 2007 5:06 PM
I watch the show and every week hate it. I mean - I yell at the TV, hate it. But every week, I come back - mostly because I desperately just want it to be "X-Men - The TV Series." I also enjoy being an obsessed freak... so this works for me. I'm happy you posted the covers - now I won't have to buy any of them.
5. Mat - May 4, 2007 2:14 AM
All I got was something with a full moon, something to do with confetti and Nathan's [douche on the right] little fetish for buttons.... oh and Ali Larter is going to apparently develop a new power; forgetting simple rules of washing clothes and thus forcing her husband to wear a selection of pink t-shirts.............
6. George Bush - May 9, 2007 4:23 AM
Haha, you're still watching LOST.
Sad.