May 3 2007Hermione's Breasts Grow in 3-D Transfer
Perverts at PosterWire have determined, after careful, repeated examination, that Hermione's figure has been made more curvaceous for the IMAX version of the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix poster. To make it seem less creepy to have noticed, the site also mentions the change in actress Emma Watson's flowing hair, but them big ol' titties are really the highlight of the new poster, with controversy now surrounding the decision to add more sex appeal to a 17-year-old girl.
Personally, I see nothing wrong with the change. No harm in seeing a couple coming attractions before the feature (the feature being legal sex age). And honestly, would people be complaining if Emma Watson was kidnapped, and they were using this to show possible breast age progression to help find her and her new, giant boobs? I think not.
If the issue is making an underage girl over-sexualized, I've got news for you: they've made her less appealing to pedophiles. Believe me, there's nothing a pedophile wants more in a young lady than a boyish, breast-free physique. Except maybe access to the Internet and parents who are comfortable dropping you off in a motel parking lot. Hairlessness, too.
Reader Comments
1. Jason The Barbarian - May 3, 2007 10:19 AM
Tits!
2. EmaLee Oswald - May 3, 2007 10:46 AM
...So if I see this in IMAX, will my tits grow too?
3. Dilh_Revol - May 3, 2007 11:12 AM
I I may resite an old chest nut...if theres grass on the field...go ahead and play.
4. frank_the_dolphin - May 3, 2007 12:35 PM
English Actresses. They all get naked eventually.
5. Big Nog - May 3, 2007 12:41 PM
Her boobs aren't the only thing that's growing. Hyuk hyuk hyuk!
6. lofi - May 3, 2007 3:28 PM
the age of consent in England is 16, you might be shocked but I heard its 12 in Canada..
7. None - May 3, 2007 3:28 PM
Why do they make her face more unattractive though?
8. Pete - May 3, 2007 4:25 PM
So what? She's got clothes on. No-one kicked up a fuzz when also 17-years-old Dan Radcliffe got his cock out on stage.
9. Ana - May 3, 2007 9:56 PM
actually, the age of consent in Canada is 14. But age of consent only applies if the people involved are all under 18.
10. HaplessHeather - May 4, 2007 9:31 AM
It doesn't really look like they made her boobs bigger to me...it looks more like they made her waist smaller and made her boobs a different shape. They also made her shoulders slimmer...that's dumb...
11. Jo Momma - May 5, 2007 10:24 AM
I'd hit it !!!!!
12. Andy Dabydeen - May 5, 2007 6:34 PM
I'm not entirely sure why we should believe you on what pedophiles like in young girls.
13. Go Seaward - May 6, 2007 5:43 PM
Are we entirely sure they made her tits bigger in the 3-D image, and not smaller in the regular poster? Because looking at her hair and makeup, the regular one looks much more airbrushed to me...
14. raye - May 7, 2007 2:37 PM
jokes on you, people….we have some of these posters at my office right now and they used the non-photoshopped pic.
15. animouse03 - July 24, 2007 7:12 AM
Hey, sex sells. This is a proven fact. Bigger boobs mean more attraction. Besides, I've seen both versions of the actual movie. Her boobs look the same in both. So it's just the poster. No big deal.
16. Jaunus - January 5, 2008 11:58 PM
Um Raye, which one is the non photoshopped one?
17. Mike - March 31, 2008 5:30 PM
sweet i'm going to canada next year, when i turn 14
18. Jedi - July 17, 2009 1:32 PM
The ages of consent in North America for sexual activity vary by jurisdiction. The age of consent in Canada is 16, all US states set their limits between 16 and 18, while some states in Mexico have an age of consent as low as 12. The ages of consent in the countries of Central America range from 15 to 18.
-From Wikipedia
19. Peter - July 21, 2009 10:56 PM
For the author of this article, you are stupid, you need to get your facts straight.
The poster on the right, the one released first for imax, is the untampered version; note the unaltered facial airbrush). The poster to the left was released after. The left poster, you can clearly see that the image has been altered in photoshop and as such, her breasts were reduced from the original, not the other way around.