Hairspray: John Travolta is Ugly, Woman
May 4, 2007 Comments
The thetans will never find me in here!
The trailer for the remake of Hairspray is out. It looks like it got remade because the (1988, John Waters) original was too tongue-in-cheek. And if Terminator 2 has taught us anything, it's that when stuff becomes self aware it's, like, dangerous or something.
Oh, and newsflash, guys, John Travolta does not need makeup to look fat. Come to think of it, he doesn't need prosthetic tits either. And hell, he doesn't need to dress like a woman to kiss a man. The only thing he needs is Scientology. Scientology and Doritos.
