May 3 2007Gibson Claims Maverick 2 Coming, Desired

(In their hands, a deck of cards was the only thing more dangerous than a gun.)
Following a much-publicized anti-Semitic tirade made last July, Mel Gibson has again been caught making offensive statements, this time saying that there's talk of doing a sequel to Maverick. Gibson's outlandish claims continued as he stated, "I think audiences would probably like to see [Maverick] again too," despite the fact no one has ever requested to see either the character Maverick or the film Maverick more than once. Moreover, bathroom and snack breaks during the current film are often accompanied by such phrases as "don't bother pausing it" and "just yell if it gets good or has more Lethal Weapon references," indicative of the growing apathy for the 1994 western-comedy.
Gibson added to his crazed outburst with such statements as, "We really cooked the first time," and, "We've got some great ideas--I think audiences will enjoy what we've got in mind." He has yet to issue an apology for the remarks, but audiences are already supportive in trying to rehabilitate the man from such insane and hurtful beliefs.

Reader Comments
1. Willravel - May 3, 2007 12:15 PM
I'd rather see What Women Want, part 2, where Mel Gibson reads the minds of antisemites and the Pope (2 in 1!!). Don't get me wrong, The Rockford Files were great, with the phone ringing and the Pontiac Firebird (okay, I only watched the opening credits....), but a real American hero has to drive a Prius in this day and age.
So we see the antisemite mind reader team up with the Prius driving detective who can't pick up his f**king phone in order to help an idiot, has been blonde find her kid on a plane. Sounds like a recipe for mediocrity!