May 25 2007Frowny Face News: Nic Cage Out of Untouchables Sequel

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Cage had promised to dress extra fancy on his wedding day.

Though I for one was excited to see what an irritable, neurotic Al Capone would be like, it appears now that Nic Cage won't be playing the gangster in Brian De Palma's upcoming Untouchables sequel. The official reason was "scheduling issues", so I guess Cage will get to spend more time with his kids, Optimus Prime and Doctor Octopus or whatever the hell their names are.

Seriously though, I was really looking forward to this. This is pretty much the saddest news since the baby sparrow I was nursing back to health died last week. R. I. P., Flappy. :-( :-( :-(

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Where the hell does this guy find this shit?

Funny stuff.

I love it, John. Praise is like my heroin. I'm gonna go nod off now.

Didn't Nic Cage marry a waitress?

I'm getting the impression that Vince doesn't like Comic Books.

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