May 15 2007Eli Roth to Make Trailer Movie

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"Yeah, she's a professor.. OF BEING A DOG! FACE!"

Based on the success of the fake trailers in Grindhouse, Eli Roth is planning a movie that consists entirely of trailers. And the trailer for that movie is going to BLOW YOUR MIND.

"I'm going to be doing a movie at some point I'm going to start writing called 'Trailer Trash' which is going to be all fake trailers like 'Thanksgiving,'" said Roth. "Just nonstop. I want to make a movie like 'Jackass' or 'Borat' or 'Kentucky Fried Movie' that's just totally ridiculous, absurd and silly. And I have a plot that could actually make sense and just be total fun for 90 minutes. I have a great way to do it. I have a genius way to do it and the movie's going to be really sophomoric and absurd and unbelievably violent."

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....thats the dumbest s*** i've ever heard.

Actually this idea is awesome

"Yeah, she's a professor.. OF BEING A DOG! FACE!"

and Andy Richter Controls the Universe Reference?

A+...Would do business again.

That's something I never thought I'd hear ever again.

thanks.

I have said it before, but this really confirms it. I hate Eli Roth. So very much.

No wonder his movies are shit. This guy must have no attention span whatsoever.

It is a really good idea actually. Movies such as Amazon Women On The Moon and Kentucky Fried Movie are quite good for mindless humor. To bad Roth is the biggest narcissistic douchebag to ever walk the earth.

One of Eli Roth's first jobs in show business was working on Private Parts, where it was his responsibility to hang out outside Howard Stern's trailer and wake him up before his call times.

I hate Eli Roth with the intensity of thousands suns!

This is gonna be great. The fake trailers in Grindhouse were the best. Kentucky Fried Movie was great mindless fun.

No. Hells, NO.

and Cabin Fever was fucking overrated.

so there.

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