May 15 2007Eli Roth to Make Trailer Movie

"Yeah, she's a professor.. OF BEING A DOG! FACE!"
Based on the success of the fake trailers in Grindhouse, Eli Roth is planning a movie that consists entirely of trailers. And the trailer for that movie is going to BLOW YOUR MIND.
"I'm going to be doing a movie at some point I'm going to start writing called 'Trailer Trash' which is going to be all fake trailers like 'Thanksgiving,'" said Roth. "Just nonstop. I want to make a movie like 'Jackass' or 'Borat' or 'Kentucky Fried Movie' that's just totally ridiculous, absurd and silly. And I have a plot that could actually make sense and just be total fun for 90 minutes. I have a great way to do it. I have a genius way to do it and the movie's going to be really sophomoric and absurd and unbelievably violent."

Reader Comments
1. dan - May 15, 2007 7:02 PM
....thats the dumbest s*** i've ever heard.
2. Walt - May 15, 2007 9:44 PM
Actually this idea is awesome
3. John - May 15, 2007 11:35 PM
"Yeah, she's a professor.. OF BEING A DOG! FACE!"
and Andy Richter Controls the Universe Reference?
A+...Would do business again.
That's something I never thought I'd hear ever again.
thanks.
4. Drew - May 16, 2007 1:56 AM
I have said it before, but this really confirms it. I hate Eli Roth. So very much.
5. Bob - May 16, 2007 10:57 AM
No wonder his movies are shit. This guy must have no attention span whatsoever.
6. Joe - May 16, 2007 11:25 AM
It is a really good idea actually. Movies such as Amazon Women On The Moon and Kentucky Fried Movie are quite good for mindless humor. To bad Roth is the biggest narcissistic douchebag to ever walk the earth.
7. Vince - May 16, 2007 11:53 AM
One of Eli Roth's first jobs in show business was working on Private Parts, where it was his responsibility to hang out outside Howard Stern's trailer and wake him up before his call times.
8. Manda - May 18, 2007 10:29 AM
I hate Eli Roth with the intensity of thousands suns!
9. Bobby - May 23, 2007 10:56 PM
This is gonna be great. The fake trailers in Grindhouse were the best. Kentucky Fried Movie was great mindless fun.
10. Groonk - May 25, 2007 12:55 PM
No. Hells, NO.
and Cabin Fever was fucking overrated.
so there.