May 11 2007Early Poster Art From Sicko
Nothing sells me on a film like the threat of Michael Moore's chubby fingers maneuvering their way into my sphincter, so I absolutely adore the new poster for Sicko, Moore's sure-to-be scathing documentary about America's wretched health care system, coming June 29th. The one-sheet is still obviously without the text, but it will supposedly carry the message "This might hurt a little." The clever double-meaning points out both that exposing the truth of health care will hurt and that it's going to really f***ing hurt when Moore gets his hand up your ass, because he doesn't pull out until he's found either food or GM CEO Roger Smith.
Reader Comments
1. Vince - May 11, 2007 3:00 PM
I don't pull out either, that's why I's got six kids.
2. Dracula Jones - May 11, 2007 3:02 PM
I thoroughly dislike how easily one can tell that those hands are very poorly superimposed. What is he, Popeye? Look at those things. Edward Cancerhands.
3. WiFi Pirate - May 11, 2007 4:49 PM
Ahhh Michael Moore. I can't for the life of me figure out who is the bigger douche him or Tom Cruise. Michael Moore was funny when he used to play the handy man on that show with Dave Coulier on Nickalodeon called "Out Of Control". That was Michael Moore right.... wait... ah well.
4. Walter Kovacs - May 11, 2007 11:00 PM
Yeah....just like his other "documentaries" this "documentary" is sure to be full of "facts" and "statistics" that are beyond reproach and not at all embellished or falsified--surely this "impartial" "documentarian" will once again prove how evil and oppressive America is for Americans and everyone all around the world...every day....all the time.
Sure.
I'm gonna rush right out and camp in line so I can be first in my neighborhood to get a dose of the anti-American pro-socialist indoctrination spewed out by this wannabe Goebbels.
5. Google McGooglecuddy - May 12, 2007 3:19 PM
i wish he'd either grow that shitty beard out or shave it off. it's like he glued discarded pubes to his face.