May 23 2007Crappy Trailer Week Continues with "The Brothers Solomon"
Two of SNL's most useless cast members, Will Forte and Kristen Wiig (She's this generation's Melanie Hussel!), had a three-way with Will Arnett and are giving birth to a turd baby called The Brothers Solomon. As if that weren't enough, it's also a Screen Gems production.
Any of the three are pretty much the kiss of death. Together, they're like the gangbang of death. Or the Voltron of shitty movies. Whatever, you pick the metaphor, I'll be drinking.
Want to make this movie better? Keep the title, cut someone in half.
Reader Comments
1. uni'tard - May 23, 2007 11:48 AM
ohhh... i love will arnett. ridiculously so. maybe even enough to go see this in theaters. but probably not.
2. Brandon - May 23, 2007 12:03 PM
Hey now, Forte is no Samberg..but he's still pretty awesome.
Arnett's last movie was garbage but mostly because it had that douchebag Dax Sheppard in it..I'm sure this one will be decent.
3. Vince - May 23, 2007 12:24 PM
Ugh. The guy couldn't even do a George Bush impression.
4. Quinn - May 23, 2007 1:36 PM
I love Will Arnett!
5. Kenny - May 23, 2007 1:45 PM
Kristen Wiig is awesome!! Obviously you haven't seen her as 'Tamala Fox' on the Deep House Dish sketch. She is hilarious!!
6. Dracula Jones - May 23, 2007 1:54 PM
I'm a big fan of Wills Forte and Arnett.
7. Giggleloop - May 23, 2007 1:56 PM
Kristin Wiig was pretty funny in her small role in "Knocked Up", but I do find her kind of annoying on SNL.
8. Mike Achslarg - May 23, 2007 4:57 PM
Wow...shows how much you watch SNL. The 3 of them are hilarious. Never seen Mcgruber? 2 a holes? Penelope?
Pretty sad when someone who claims to "watch stuff" has such a narrow and seems to be, ignorant view of people they critique.
9. Praz - May 23, 2007 5:01 PM
The guy's a social drinker!
10. Vince - May 23, 2007 6:15 PM
I watch it all the time. Arnett's not on that show (so I'm not sure what you meant by "the 3 of them"), and I haven't found anything Forte or Wiig's done funny, McGruber included. Sad indeed.
11. Bobby - May 23, 2007 9:51 PM
This may be the worst movie of all time.
12. YURAmoron - May 24, 2007 12:02 PM
First of all, it was Melanie *Hutsell*. Moron.
And Kristin Wiig is the funniest female to be on SNL since Cheri Oteri. Maya Rudolph hasn't been funny since Bush's first term in office and Amy Pohler does "Update" at this point and that's about it.
Forte, Samberg, and Sudeikis/Wiig's "2 a-holes" sketches (and sometimes a Bill Hader impression) are the only reasons to watch that show.
I mean, Zack Braff hosted the season finale. ZACK BRAFF, PEOPLE!
13. Vince - May 31, 2007 6:02 PM
Hutsell, Hussell - when your sole contribution to comedy is a Tori Spelling impression, you don't deserve to have your name spelled correctly.