May 10 2007Blonde Ambition Trailer

Take 1988's Working Girl, remove every iota of talent, and you've got Blonde Ambition. It's genuinely one of the worst trailers I've seen, even keeping in mind that the intended audience is idiots. If I can say one thing good, it's that this is a really ideal vehicle for Jessica Simpson to show what a big dumb bimbo she is.

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I'm pissed that you posted this, because it forced me to watch it. I'd rather watch my Mom shit on my friend's rotten corspe.

wow - I thought the idea of this making me shit on my mom was bad, but your mom shitting on your friend, yeah this film blows to high heaven

sweet heavenly mercy that is derivitive and awful. "Finding out who you are and where you fit in?"?!?!?! "Life is full of surprises!!"..
No plot, no talent, stupid soundtrack with 24 year old madonna covers and Willie Nelson ( I guess they loved working on Dukes so much.. )

ugh, I hate Holywud..

are you for real...seriously, this is a real film? w/ luke wilson? what the hell happened to that guy?

Jesus. Even more than all the rumors about Luke wilson being a jerk, simply him being in this movie convinces me he's a douchebag.

I can't even imagine how much coke was being done on set. I hate myself for watching that whole thing.

straight to video!

too matt k who hates himeself for watching this...you're not alone!

I'm still trying to figure out if this is a joke, because if it's not, it's the lowest Hollywood has gone in a long time, and that's saying something.

Did Luke Wilson owe money to the mob or something? WTF?

They couldn't even get a decent voice over guy to say the shitty narration. Please erase this from me. It was like watching a horrible accident aftermath except the nightmares will be worse.

jessica simpson should suffocate herself with her chest pillows. luke wilson is the new stephen baldwin, the brother who no one wants to work with or watch. then you have andy dick, he was probably promised all the coke and penis he could eat to do this movie. i'd rather watch rosie o'donell and ellen degenerate finger fuck each other for an hour and a half.

Hey look, Coyote Ugly 2!

This is one of those trailers that makes the actual movie obsolete.

That was the most cookie-cutter trailer ever. It was like that trailers Cameron Diaz imagined in the Holiday (my girlfriend made me watch it with her. Worst date movie ever, but it looks like it will have to drop down to #2).

I heard JS took so many diet pills durning the shooting of this "movie" she crapped all over her trailer. Now that would have made a funny movie. "Oops I shit my trailer!"

wow--there goes two minutes in my life i will never get back..the movie look so bad...and Jessica Simpson--who told her she could "act" never mind her day job of "Singing". this will get canned by critics and won't last a week in theaters.

I'd rather die a slow painful death via Michael Jackson skull f&^%king me than see this shitty movie.

Good to see Hollywood is staying true to form putting out fluff with REALLY BAD "talent"....I am now going to scrub my eyes

I bet its another film that her dad has something to do with just like Employee of the Month, thats the only reason she' even in it. People say she cant act but she's just being herself in the movie, a complete thick twat so perhaps everyone has got it wrong, perhaps she can act after all !!!!! Yeah righto...

Was Andy Dick red? I got confused between him and her jacket

I can't believe her own song is in the soundtrack...

I love Jessica Simpson. I think it looks cute. <3

Oh wow. Watching that trailer gave me a headache.. It's absolutely horrendous.

i think the only good part was when they busted open the pinata and the fireworks and lighters fell out...

Wow. A total bag of pants. That Simpson woman should just go away and die.

...and they found the worst possible male actor in Luke Wilson to make sure this movie will flop big-time and we don't have to see her on screen again!

Luke Wilson is a fool to be associated her Simpson. Probably thought he could screw her, 3 years ago when this movie was getting started. This will win every razzy possible. Wilson will continue to make money, Simpson will end up in Playboy like that chick from Buffy and then just go away. She better save her money and not spend it on purses or pink dildos. She is loser, when is the next season of the Newlyweds. She blew that too, just like Spence smells like poop

boooooooored

Anyone else realize that there were literally 8 different songs used across the trailer, in quick succession, with little relevance, and absolutely no flow whatsoever?

I mean, the entire thing was crap. The entire film's concept sounds overused, bad, and should go straight-to-dvd. The editing of the trailer was equally horrendous.

But the songs? Dear lord.

Why is Willie Nelson required to be in every Jessica Simpson movie? Does Joe Simpson have some photos of him with barn animals in a safe somewhere?

They must have paid Luke Wilson a s**tload of money to do this film. It's the only valid explanation.

Wasn't there a rumor a couple years ago (when her and Lachey were still on that show) that Jessica was faking her stupid for the cameras and that she actually had an IQ of 130? Right...

Looks really stupid. Don't forget that Luke Wilson also did Legally Blonde, so this isnt too much of a challenge for him, right?

is it horrible that i dont think this looks too bad? oh well...

i totally forgot that luke wilson also did legally blonde...because my first thought watching this was "this is the white trash woman's legally blonde"

I don't see why everyone makes a big deal about luke wilson...when has the guy played anything but the same old character over and over and over?... he's just like his brother a talent-free one trick pony they both play themselves through every movie..dull dull dull.

As far as the movie itself goes.... why does hollywood even complain about how bad the movie business is doing? If they keep going like this people won't even bother to pirate these films much less actually pay $11 to watch them.

If you are going to bother putting jessica simpson on cameraand releasing it to the public just make sure its a home sex video next time.sheesh.

Goddamit Luke Wilson.

I can't believe she tried to imitate Marilyn Monroe! Please quit putting this dumbass in movies!

It does indeed look like crap, but it doesn't look any worse than 75 per cent of the crap that Hollywood turns out. I've seen that trailer a hundred times and for movies that end up making gazillions. And she does have a certain charm.

I guess Luke Wilson loved filming Legally Blonde so much he wanted to do it again, only this time with a less talented actress so as not to overshadow his BRILLIANT ACTING.

Looks like your normal chick flick. I can't believe Luke Wilson is in it. I kinda like him. And I'm with Trixie - with what Hollywood is churning out these days. It looks okay. I -might- watch it on TV if it's a rainy day or something.

why are all these peeps in this movie? ARE THEY BROKE? i thought willie got past that with the taco bell commercials.

I like chick flicks. I will not watch this movie. My eyes and ears feel soiled. And Mike, I agree, I can't even see this movie being popular amongst piratees. Good luck even finding a seed for it, when it gets round to being torrented! And they just summarised the whole movie in the trailer. I know movies like this are obvious, but Christ! You knew the ending without even knowing what the movie was about!

I think Jessica Simpson is adorable and the movie looks cute. Luke Wilson is also adorable.

holy shit....
ladies and gentlemen, i do believe the apocolypse is here.
oh, well, just goes to prove that owens the talented one...wow, that in itself is a sad statement.

Wow. Just wow. Why? If you know that you can't act, why the fuck would you subject yourself to inevitable ridicule? I'm still waiting for someone to tell me that this is a joke. If that makes it to theatres, I will officially lose all faith in humanity.

Ummm how many times did they have to put a scene of someone on a bike falling down a trench? Not funny. This trailer was so cheesy 80s. Everything about it was like a bad 1980s chick flick.

wow, this looks truly magnificent. honestly, ben-hur, godfather I and II, silence of the lambs...all shit compared to this masterpiece.

hollywood...go fuck yourself.

wow. jessica doesn't look like she's improved her acting skills at all since Dukes of Hazzard. i say she needs to suck up her pride and enroll in acting school if she seriously wants to be a real actress.

I liked watching her in newlyweds there was somthing sweet about her and Nick Lachey...anyway...The trailer for this movie was reaally bad. It's true about you not having to watch the film at all coz it gives away the whole plot. I LOVE chick flicks but I'm so dissapointed with what they're churning out these days. When I heard the title I thought of a completly different type of film. Just once it would be nice to see a film which wasn't 'pathetic gurl meets guy of her dreams and her life is complete'. Im going back to watching 'some like it hot'!

I worked on this film. It's real. Really real.

Sad but true.

ain't sure why nobody likes Jess' Blonde Ambition ... looks pretty entertaining ... one of the reasons people watch movies for entertainment rite? ... some of the best movies I've watched this year include Transformers (5/5), Ratatouille (5/5) & Spiderman 3 (4.5/ 5) ... watched Harry Potter 5, Blades of Glory, Shrek 3, Simpsons Movie ... not as good as expected ... but still ok ... rite now, lookin' forward to watchin' Enchanted, Underdog & Blonde Ambition (yes, I'm a Jessimpson fan! ... watched Dukes of Hazzard in 2005 for her sake too ... wasn't as good as I expected but still ok ... its plot is simple & kind :))

ain't sure why nobody likes Jess' Blonde Ambition ... looks pretty entertaining ... one of the reasons people watch movies is for entertainment rite? ... some of the best movies I've watched this year include Transformers (5/5), Ratatouille (5/5) & Spiderman 3 (4.5/ 5) ... watched Harry Potter 5, Blades of Glory, Shrek 3, Simpsons Movie ... not as good as expected ... but still ok ... rite now, lookin' forward to watchin' Enchanted, Underdog & Blonde Ambition (yes, I'm a Jessimpson fan! ... watched Dukes of Hazzard in 2005 for her sake too ... wasn't as good as I expected but still ok ... its plot is simple & kind :))

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