May 12 2007Bat Blueballs: Teaser Page for The Dark Knight
The teaser page for The Dark Night is now up. Get excited.
I loved Batman Begins, but Chris Nolan seems to have gone to the Ridley Scott shakey cam school of directing when it comes to action sequences. What does his storyboard look like?
A bird. A plane. A fist. A foot. Uh, a blurry, uh, a blurry shot of a guy’s lapel? A shaky, uh, a shaky dark thing?
The story and characters were great, but I for one hope the new movie has action sequences where you can actually tell what the f***'s going on.
Reader Comments
1. Conor S - May 12, 2007 5:44 PM
Bonerriffic!
2. edb87 - May 13, 2007 2:35 AM
Fan.fucking.tastic.
3. marcholm - May 13, 2007 3:39 AM
word is born..
4. dilhc_revol - May 13, 2007 11:40 AM
Beautiful.
5. John Raide - May 13, 2007 6:06 PM
It's a fucking graphic using the Batman Begins logo with some cheap photoshop cloud effects.
When they start putting up info on the new movie and maybe some clips/shots of the actors in gear, then you can start using words like "beautiful" and "boneriffic".
6. dilhc_revol - May 13, 2007 10:10 PM
Sorry...I forgot I'm not allowed to use which ever words I choose...-_-;
7. Jason The Barbarian - May 13, 2007 11:18 PM
This is at least a good pick-me-up after that Transformers post...
8. John Raide - May 14, 2007 10:48 AM
That's fine, as long as you realized the error of your ways.
Honestly, this isn't even *new* information. The film has been confirmed since early to mid-2006. A pretty graphic with absolutely no content is nothing to start popping hard-ons for.
Now if if they had a picture of some hot broad in a Harley Quinn latex body suit... then... THEN... boners should arise.
9. Sisco - May 14, 2007 4:37 PM
Agree with John. There's no fucking content, why the response?
That page is a waste of our time until some actual information surfaces.
10. PItt - May 16, 2007 9:50 AM
It's about time I heard someone refer to the action in Batman Begins without bias. I loved that movie, don't get me wrong, but i had to close my eyes for the scene in the gondola so that i didnt go into seizures. What can I say. I hope they do better with this one, but i'll see it in theatres reguardless.