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ALL SEQUELS, ALL THE TIME!

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"Quick, somebody beat it!"

If you're a big Hollywood exec, why take a chance on a new project? It's a safer bet to go with something that's already established and then milk that cow till it shits blood.

Here is just some of the sequel news that's floating around:
L.A. Confidential 2
Terminators 4-6
Step Up 2 [Ed. Note: Yeah, I hadn't heard of it either]
Pirates of the Caribbean 4
Fantastic Four 3
Superman 2 (or is it 6?)
Hostel 2
Shrek 4
Sin City 2
Indiana Jones 5
Harry Potter 6
Rambo 4
Lost Boys 2

And I'm sure I missed a few. I didn't even bother with spinoffs and remakes.

  • July 18, 2007
    Remember two months ago when Jeffrey Katzenberg said there would be one more Shrek, insisting he'd always envisioned a fourth and final story of the character's origin? Well, Richard Sullivan, a Dreamworks animation rep, has now essentially told the LA Times, "Did he say four? ... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2007
    Harrison Ford (right) in a rarely captured embrace with greed. I thought we had the promise that the fourth Indiana Jones film would wrap up the series, but now comes word from IESB that Harrison Ford has signed on to a three-picture deal in the series, with his co-star Shia La... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2007
    Bay was too distracted by Megan Fox's tits to notice that his characters were reacting to the same offscreen action while looking in two different directions. Despite reports that 65-year-old Harrison Ford is doing all his own stunts and is fighting a courageous battle against ... / Continue →
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