Apr 18 2007Van Damme Jumpkicking Into Supernatural Thriller
Moviehole reports that Jean Claude Van Damme will be extending slightly beyond the action genre to try his hand at a supernatural thriller with some horror elements in Holy Blood, said to be something like The Exorcist meets The X-Files meets terrible Belgian acting.
In honor of the occasion, I've posted a clip from Van Damme's first venture into horror: his televised dancing and accompanying public erection.
Reader Comments
1. Praz - April 18, 2007 1:47 PM
Wow, that was unnecessary.
2. McBain - April 18, 2007 1:54 PM
Taking bets now!
Will he somehow manage to incorporate a spinning jumping splits kick into this movie?
Payout/Odds - Yes (1:1) No (1:99999999 bajillion)
3. melladior - April 18, 2007 3:10 PM
That is the most awesome thing I have ever seen in my life.
You're wrong, Praz. That was entirely necessary.
4. Clark - April 18, 2007 4:02 PM
Did he pop a boner! Is that why he is clutched over hiding his groin like a junior high kid? All that blow and he can still get it up...
5. Bob - April 18, 2007 6:22 PM
He's faking it...
6. Juliano - April 18, 2007 6:24 PM
brazilian chick
name: Gretchen
http://www.kadu.com.br/node/1288
7. tatiana - April 18, 2007 6:33 PM
ewwwwwwww....
that's a brazilian show and that girl (actually old woman) is a famous totally loser ugly b***** ewwwwwwwww
check her web http://www.gretchen.com.br/novo/index.asp
8. Vince - April 18, 2007 6:58 PM
There will definitely be Jean Claude doing the splits at some point. He can't go one movie without doing the splits.
9. suzy - April 18, 2007 7:39 PM
LMFAO!!!!!
Hey, at least he can get one!!! Even after all those splits!!!!
lmfao
10. luis - April 18, 2007 9:25 PM
give it up for the rocco siffredi of action movies!
11. Angel - April 19, 2007 1:22 AM
I agree with Melladior- that was completely necessary.
When did this happen? What show is that? So many questions!
12. Pan - April 19, 2007 2:41 AM
LMFAO!!!! After such a horrible news day, in fact the last 2 days,
it was great to see something that made me smile again - ear to ear.
Thanks!
13. Connie - April 19, 2007 7:45 AM
other than the boner, why is he humping her leg like a dog?
14. tatiana - April 19, 2007 10:36 AM
It's a Brazilian show........and that woman, ewwww, tranny, i dont know....
she is very famous (i posted her link previously)
plus, she used to be a singer, a dancer and she recently did some porns....
she is too old already but she still thinks she is hot....ewww
15. becjy - April 19, 2007 1:30 PM
brasilian show, porn star, ew.
16. Lídia - April 19, 2007 2:19 PM
What the hell is that! Cut it out... Shamefully this tv show is from Brazil
Awful!
17. booboodoodoolol - April 19, 2007 3:02 PM
omg is he famous for his long schlong or something?
18. Izzy - April 21, 2007 3:49 AM
It's obvious he's faking it... no matter how bad of an actor he is
19. KK - April 21, 2007 9:36 PM
He wasn't faking it...i was real...he was really embarassed..she's so ugly...i hate her....and her plastic skin...
20. Kelly - April 22, 2007 2:19 AM
I think he was just turned on by his old fight scenes that were being shown on the jumbotron behind him. And by jumbotron, I mean the tv in the background, not that thing he was dancing with.
Believe it or not, even this was not his first foray in the horror genre. Just watch the movie "Breakin" (frightening enough in it's own right) and he's in the background doing a horrible dance in spandex.
21. Gnaglor - April 24, 2007 4:15 PM
I wonder if this happened during his dance scene for Kickboxer. Classic.
22. diana monge - April 25, 2007 6:15 PM
he don't luck like van damme , he look like one skinny guy-!
23. What is this cheap bitch doing here? - May 1, 2007 2:42 AM
THAT WHORE IS GRETCHEN, HER CAREER IS HISTORY, SHE'S KNOWN FOR HER MARRIAGE DISASTERS AND EQUALLY DISASTROUS PLASTIC SURGERIES (BOOBS, STOMACH, ASS, LIPS - SHE LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETE CLOWN) AND TRYING TO CATCH PUBLIC'S ATTENTION AT ALL COSTS AND WHORING AROUND. THE BITCH BURNED - LITERALLY - DURING A TV'S PROGRAM ONCE DURING AN ACCIDENT, THE FUNNIEST SCENE. I'M SURPRISED TO SEE GUGU'S PROGRAM HERE. It's such a shame to only see shity sterotyped things about Brazil, such as carnival and pathetic pseudo-singers wannabe fucks...
24. Dennis - December 25, 2007 4:31 PM
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25. Dennis - December 25, 2007 4:32 PM
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26. Chuck Bass - August 4, 2009 11:08 PM
Is that a real boner? I thought Van Damme was a gay homo cokehead. How could he get it up more or less from a woman.