Apr 27 2007Tom Hanks Gets $50 Million for Turd

I will buy and sell you, motherf*cker.
Tom Hanks is rumored to be making $50 million for the The Da Vinci Code sequel, which is funny, because that's about how much you'd have to pay me to see it.
Just kidding, I'd eat cat poop for a dollar.
According to one source, the former "Bosom Buddies" star is due to get about $35 million up front, and possibly another $15 million based on the film's eventual profit.Source

Reader Comments
1. Conor Shine - April 27, 2007 7:02 PM
Honestly, some movie stars are getting paid WAAAY too damn much! I say we wait and see how the movie does and if it's good, THEN we pay them. Kind of like my theory for professional athletes, pay them their full salary if they win.
2. Mundo - April 27, 2007 8:18 PM
Well if it's anything like the first, I pass.....and true, some of this so stars are just getting too much for what they really do......that's my opinion, anyway.
3. BarbadoSlim - April 29, 2007 3:46 PM
He'll be getting 35 up front and 15 based on eventual profit huh?
So that rounds up to around 35 then.
Come ON! people ain't gonna fall for the same trick twice, are they?
4. Burn Bitch Burn - April 29, 2007 5:43 PM
post a video of you eating cat poop, and i'll send you a dollar. hell, i'll send three dollars....
5. Marty Z - April 30, 2007 12:54 PM
I will match that offer and also send you three dollars if you post a video of you eating real cat poop.