Tom Hanks Gets $50 Million for Turd

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I will buy and sell you, motherf*cker.

Tom Hanks is rumored to be making $50 million for the The Da Vinci Code sequel, which is funny, because that's about how much you'd have to pay me to see it.

Just kidding, I'd eat cat poop for a dollar.

According to one source, the former "Bosom Buddies" star is due to get about $35 million up front, and possibly another $15 million based on the film's eventual profit.
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