Apr 23 2007The Language of Crap is Universal

Kazakhstani title: Pig Rides Motorbikes

As further proof that foreigners are just as dumb we are, Wild Hogs grabbed the top spot at the international box office.

See, there's no reason to fear them. Because despite their excess body hair, poor dental hygiene, and belief that cologne can substitute for a shower, ethnic types are just like us. Beneath their swarthy exteriors breathe proud, xenophobic Americans, dying to blow their hard-earned cash on cinematic abortions starring Tim Allen.

We are the world/We are the children...