The Bourne Ultimatum Trailer
In the new trailer for The Bourne Ultimatum, Matt Damon presents those who stole his past and identity with a final ultimatum: "I, Jason Bourne, will repeatedly kick and punch your henchmen. Then, as I've been known to in previous Bourne outings, I will give you a mocking phone call when I'm right outside your headquarters. You will respond with shock and dismay. If you do not, I will continue to call until you do."
Judging from the latest trailer for Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, most of the movie is centered around the quartet trading around superpowers like a high school clique swaps STDs. It seems kind of gimmicky, but my expectations are so low from the first film that I'... / Continue →
I had expected the trailer to BloodRayne 2: Deliverance, Uwe Boll's piece of shit sequel to his original piece of shit, to be nearly unwatchable, but I hadn't counted on it being so thoroughly boring. I began watching with the intent to really tear into the many stupid things t... / Continue →
Wise-cracking John McClane returns to fight Internet terrorists in Live Free or Die Hard, the fourth installment of the infeasible action series. Despite his age, the new trailer shows that Bruce Willis can still deliver the action and one-liners like he used to, though I will ... / Continue →
