Apr 10 2007Superman Returning to Orlando?
Just Jared reports that Orlando Bloom was spotted discussing a possible role in a Superman Returns sequel with director Bryan Singer and producers Jon and Mindy Peters. If this is true, and they really were discussing a role, it begs the question of what role could possibly be suited for the svelte actor. I've been trying to come up with the most degrading role I could think of for him, but I couldn't decide on anything I was happy with. I leave it to you to choose:
- Supergirl
- Lois's vain, effeminate best friend
- A vain, effeminate pirate character
- Lex Vagina
- Create your own!
Reader Comments
1. Manuel - April 10, 2007 2:44 PM
How about a vain, effeminate Lois's friend who's a pirate and transforms into Superwoman fighting crime with his(her?) mighty Lex Vagina?? We could call him/her Luthor Seacrest!
2. Willravel - April 10, 2007 4:10 PM
Green Arrow, obviously.
Cept she's a woman.
Also obvious.
3. TSeven - April 10, 2007 5:06 PM
I heard they're bringing him in to be Jimmy Olsen's stunt double.
4. kintar0 - April 10, 2007 8:45 PM
For General Zod. Duh.
5. Sisco - April 11, 2007 10:19 AM
I think it's quite obvious he'll be playing Ursa. I mean, seriously, it's Orlando Fucking Bloom. He's a walking vagina.
6. Bob McNasty - April 11, 2007 3:29 PM
#5 - Ursula was a Giant Douche, not a Giant Vagina. Other than that - nice post.
7. June - April 11, 2007 10:54 PM
Krypto(The Superdog)
8. Zeeshan - April 21, 2007 10:59 PM
I say Orlando Bloom's role for live action Justice League of America movie HAS to be The Green Arrow, real name is Oliver Queen.
9. Zeeshan - April 21, 2007 11:04 PM
Or otherwise as said by someone mentioned Zod would be played by Orlando Bloom.. Course, only because hes english, so its Terence Stamp!