Spiderman Doesn't Need You, Sam Raimi or Anyone Else
April 26, 2007 Comments
SKEET SKEET SKEET all over your face, bitch.
Sam Raimi isn't sounding like he wants to do anymore Spidermen, but the studio plans to keep milking this cash cow until the cream you're putting in your coffee isn't cream anymore, but some sort of pus-like goo, or foul smelling dust, or... until it's whatever comes out a dead heifer's teat, really. Guess we'll have to wait till your mom dies for the answer to that one, eh? ZING!
Wait, what's that? Your mom's already dead? Cancer, you say? Ooh, my bad. I'm, uh, I'm sure she was a very special lady.
If Raimi, Maguire and Dunst decided against it, "then I'll be making `Spider-Man' movies," Pascal said, with other actors and filmmakers. "We will continue to make them at the studio."
Since 2002's blockbuster "Spider-Man," Raimi said he had known precisely what he wanted to do with each succeeding chapter. With "Spider-Man 3" wrapping up key conflicts from the first two films, Raimi said he has no story in mind to continue the saga of young Peter Parker and his superhero alter ego.