Apr 16 2007Shia LaBeouf Coming to Your House, Banging Your Girlfriend
Shia LaBeouf is playing Indy's son in the next Indiana Jones movie. He's also the star of Disturbia, which took number one at the box office this weekend, and Transformers, the most talked-about Michael Bay turd since that time he clogged up the toilet at my sister's house. He was all like, "Sorry dudes! I think something must've crawled up in my guts and died!" We all had a good laugh at first, but then we had to call a plumber.
Anyway, I, for one, am happy for LaBeouf. But you know who's not? Sunnis. They hate seeing a Shia succeed.
UPDATE: According to IMDB, the Plot Keywords for Transformers are "Desert, Comic, Car Chase, Giant Robot, Romance". If Michael Bay made a movie about my life, the keywords would be "Adonis, Tijuana, Swordfight, DVDA, Nougat, Barn Owl".
Reader Comments
1. melladior - April 17, 2007 6:09 PM
My keywords?
Ginsu collarbones, xylophone ribs, stilletto kneecaps, 11 grape diet.
I'm....pretty skinny.
2. Vajayjay - April 20, 2007 3:24 AM
LOL the sunnis joke is one of the best things i've ever read. seriously.
3. Tonya - July 7, 2007 8:08 PM
I think that ur a sexi!
4. bere - November 25, 2007 2:59 AM
alo shia
you're pretty handsome and you're the best actor in the worl for me
i love you so much !!!
and i love to know you
i hope that one day i known you
bye
love ya
you are pretty pretty pretty handsome and hot !!!!!
i have your movies and i collect everything about you
i live in morelia but there isn't important and i know that you are very far of me but i love you and my dream is ¡¡¡ known you one day i hope that !!!!
well
see you
bye
take care
5. Carkie - April 7, 2008 5:22 PM
I swear that the comment above me if from my friend. Anyways nice stuff!
6. mikia - June 1, 2008 7:28 PM
shai you r so HOT!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE ALL YOUR MOVIES
7. Deanna - June 4, 2008 6:47 AM
Shia -
I really like you and I really like your movies. The only movies I have not seen are Transformers and Disturbia. I really want to, however. REMEMBER, peace begins with a smile.
Peace out,
D
8. Emily - June 11, 2008 4:06 PM
OMG! i wish shia labeouf would marry me his gf is so lucky
i
luv shias gf (NOT) ,lol,
Em
9. Fred-E - July 30, 2008 3:50 PM
Shia.. U r great, man!
10. Melissa - August 18, 2008 2:15 AM
I think I´m having a crush with you Shia.
I hope to meet you one day.
You´re such a great actor! I love your way of think.