Apr 16 2007Shia LaBeouf Coming to Your House, Banging Your Girlfriend
Shia LaBeouf is playing Indy's son in the next Indiana Jones movie. He's also the star of Disturbia, which took number one at the box office this weekend, and Transformers, the most talked-about Michael Bay turd since that time he clogged up the toilet at my sister's house. He was all like, "Sorry dudes! I think something must've crawled up in my guts and died!" We all had a good laugh at first, but then we had to call a plumber.
Anyway, I, for one, am happy for LaBeouf. But you know who's not? Sunnis. They hate seeing a Shia succeed.
UPDATE: According to IMDB, the Plot Keywords for Transformers are "Desert, Comic, Car Chase, Giant Robot, Romance". If Michael Bay made a movie about my life, the keywords would be "Adonis, Tijuana, Swordfight, DVDA, Nougat, Barn Owl".
Reader Comments
1. melladior - April 17, 2007 6:09 PM
My keywords?
Ginsu collarbones, xylophone ribs, stilletto kneecaps, 11 grape diet.
I'm....pretty skinny.
2. Vajayjay - April 20, 2007 3:24 AM
LOL the sunnis joke is one of the best things i've ever read. seriously.
3. Tonya - July 7, 2007 8:08 PM
I think that ur a sexi!
4. bere - November 25, 2007 2:59 AM
alo shia
you're pretty handsome and you're the best actor in the worl for me
i love you so much !!!
and i love to know you
i hope that one day i known you
bye
love ya
you are pretty pretty pretty handsome and hot !!!!!
i have your movies and i collect everything about you
i live in morelia but there isn't important and i know that you are very far of me but i love you and my dream is ¡¡¡ known you one day i hope that !!!!
well
see you
bye
take care
5. Carkie - April 7, 2008 5:22 PM
I swear that the comment above me if from my friend. Anyways nice stuff!
6. mikia - June 1, 2008 7:28 PM
shai you r so HOT!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE ALL YOUR MOVIES
7. Deanna - June 4, 2008 6:47 AM
Shia -
I really like you and I really like your movies. The only movies I have not seen are Transformers and Disturbia. I really want to, however. REMEMBER, peace begins with a smile.
Peace out,
D
8. Emily - June 11, 2008 4:06 PM
OMG! i wish shia labeouf would marry me his gf is so lucky
i
luv shias gf (NOT) ,lol,
Em
9. Fred-E - July 30, 2008 3:50 PM
Shia.. U r great, man!
10. Melissa - August 18, 2008 2:15 AM
I think I´m having a crush with you Shia.
I hope to meet you one day.
You´re such a great actor! I love your way of think.
11. p - March 8, 2009 2:49 AM
IIIIIII love you so much and I think your sooo cute
well bye
12. lesley - March 10, 2009 10:15 AM
wow,that's cool!!
i wish to meet you in my beautiful country....
GBU,
L
13. young - March 19, 2009 2:47 AM
Shia , look at me ♥
How can my devotion to my lord possibly vanish!
I'm Korean. I'm not English very well. but I love you as much as my boyfriend.
I want to see you.
Wait for me please. I’ll come to see you soon. Don't be chicken out of that!
I won't hurt you. I'm not stalker. ㅠ_ ㅠ
I love you than my b.f . Shhh, It's a secret. thankyou.
from. Hee young
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
14. mekala - July 12, 2009 2:20 PM
i saw all of ur movies i saw the new movie transfromers 2 reveng of the fallen
15. syed ali irfan - August 31, 2009 4:18 AM
i,m a staitforword person, shia thinking Love everybody & every religions. i ,m pure shia & pray too God, blessing & help`s everybody. I want always true & honesty friend because i m too same person.
16. Regina - October 29, 2009 7:45 PM
Shia you are my love. You are special man. Be happy. Love. Regina
17. Savannah - November 2, 2009 10:13 PM
everyone above me:
It's funny because you all say you love Shia, but you don't even know him...
I just think it's kind of messed up that you are going around saying that you love a person that you might not have anything in common with
18. Christine - December 11, 2009 12:28 PM
I agree with Savannah.... how can you know someone from tabloids and movies. It takes time and work to get to know someone let alone love them. You might meet him someday and say that guys a complete jerk or he is really messed up or he might be the nicest person anyone has ever known. give the guy a break.