Ocean's 13 One-Sheet
April 18, 2007 Comments

Have y'all seen the new Ocean's Thirteen poster? It's almost exactly the same as the old Ocean's Thirteen poster, except white. If purchased and spread out on a living room floor, it provides the perfect opportunity to pretend you've been enlarged by radiation and are now rampaging through a posh celebrity casino. When the handsome stars are crushed, move on to having sex with their small celebrity girlfriends. An issue of Us Magazine works for this part.
