Apr 24 2007New Condemned Clip Scrumpliciously Craptacular
Even up here in my ivory tower I can recognize that some movies suck just enough to be kickass. Judging by this latest clip, I think The Condemned might just be one of those movies. It stars Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vinnie Jones, natch.
I think the choreography to that scene went a little something like this:
"Uh, these dudes are both really big and have facial hair, but neither of them know martial arts."
"That's okay, just move the camera around a lot and then blow something up."
By the way, that big guy is Nathan Jones, he's the bad guy from The Protector, another delightfully fartdiculous action movie. Enjoy the flying elephant scene after the jump. You will not be disappointed.
Reader Comments
1. dRfruitLOOP - April 24, 2007 8:02 PM
And to think, I thought I was the only one who worked out by tossing baby elephants through windows.
2. Transparent - April 24, 2007 8:21 PM
Great advertorial work, assholes.
3. Me - April 25, 2007 7:19 PM
This is a bad copy of the japanese movie Battle Royal ( I ant II ) but the japanese version is mush better, it's 42 kids ( around 16 ) from the same class who have to kill each other and the danger zone concept exist in thismovie to so basicaly go se the 2 battle royal movie and saveyourself the money of another bad rip off
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4. Lefty - April 25, 2007 10:39 PM
I liked this movie better when it was called "Running Man".
What State is Steve Austin the future govner of?
5. Praz - April 26, 2007 10:36 AM
This is worse than that time Nicholas Cage punched out a bunch of old women.