Even up here in my ivory tower I can recognize that some movies suck just enough to be kickass. Judging by this latest clip, I think The Condemned might just be one of those movies. It stars Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vinnie Jones, natch.
I think the choreography to that scene went a little something like this:
"Uh, these dudes are both really big and have facial hair, but neither of them know martial arts."
"That's okay, just move the camera around a lot and then blow something up."
By the way, that big guy is Nathan Jones, he's the bad guy from The Protector, another delightfully fartdiculous action movie. Enjoy the flying elephant scene after the jump. You will not be disappointed.
Stallone, Statham, Li, Rourke, Lundgren, "Stone Cold", Couture, Schwarzenegger, and Willis, all in one film. It's like Love Actually, but with guns and testosterone! And hopefully still with a Mariah Carey song-driven climax.... / Continue →
I hadn't heard of the Tarantino-endorsed Hell Ride until now (only the Wesley Willis-imagined one), but it's already winning points for its cast (clearly chosen to elicit the word "badass") and detailed, hand-drawn poster. Don't look now, but this might replace Wild Hogs as you... / Continue →
As announced by the above poster and the below video of a disinterested Bruce Willis muttering a quiet "yippee ki-yay" to just the airport in general, John McClane is back, and he's going to Moscow! And this time, his kids are getting on the action: his son is shooting dudes, t... / Continue →