The License to Wed poster has three main issues.
1. As if the goofy, bright red lettering with the characters on a white background style that's become synonymous with terrible comedies isn't enough, this shit stain's got Robin Williams in it.
2. Robin Williams appears to be playing a man of God, yet this movie's existence disproves God.
3. Robin Williams is in it.
I'm sorry it's low resolution, but I needed to post what will clearly be the most apt poster of 2008. Nothing embodies the spirit of Sex and the City like terrible puns and a dense coating of rhinestones. I mean, seriously, "Get Carried Away"? It's almost too good. Only "Carrie... / Continue →
Pros: Jeffrey Dean Morgan's creepy glare and disembodied arm do a lot to explain Uma Thurman's look of surprised terror. Flowers are pretty.
Cons: Colin Firth looking past Uma like she's a Magic Eye poster. Sorry, buddy, but there's no making her character three-dime... / Continue →
Just because your ex-fiance has passed on, doesn't mean her upright head won't be pasted on the body of a mattress model to hover over you for eternity.
Extra points for daringly making the hand come in contact with the disembodied hair (just blur the knuckle, it'll be fine) a... / Continue →