Jurassic Park IV Gets New Director

Jurassic Park III director Joe Johnston won't be returning for the fourth film, which deserves at least three frownie faces: ;-( ;-( ;-(

This has sparked rumors that Steven Spielberg might be back to direct.

So wait, Jurassic Park IV? What's the plot of this one, exactly? The velociraptors have a midlife crisis and buy Harleys? The tough but fair T-Rex moves to the inner city to coach a black swim team?

The only thing we can say for sure at this point is that one of the dinosaurs will wear sunglasses and rap.

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