Apr 26 2007Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Poster
The one-sheet for the new Harry Potter film (above) documents an event rarely seen at all, yet alone in the poster of a children's movie: the Pedophile Temptation Gauntlet. Step 10 of the 11-step road to recovery, the Pedophile Temptation Gauntlet (PTG) must be successfully traversed without signs of visible arousal (yes, "half-wood" counts) before the pedophile can move on to the final step: not kidnapping and raping children.
Reader Comments
1. Big Nog - April 26, 2007 3:59 PM
Front row right. I'd fail right off the bat.
2. seriously whats up with their creepy stare - April 27, 2007 12:14 AM
All those kids are fug. Especially Hairy. At least he has his clothes on. No one needs to see his dimply cheeks.
3. wells home mortgage fargo - May 11, 2007 8:39 AM
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4. Diana Hoppe - September 17, 2007 4:24 PM
JK Rowling yourbooks are the best super duper hopefully you will get my email address Talk to you later
Love ya
Diana hoppe
Tinyhop@hotmail.com is my email address
5. richard asiedu - December 29, 2007 9:38 AM
harry is the best wizard of his time. thanks to J.K Rowling. i am waiting to watch the last movie.
6. richard asiedu - December 29, 2007 9:45 AM
hi hoping to get in contact with you since i have the idea of being a fiction screen writer.this is my mail :richard_asiedu54@yahoo.com and I'm. in Ghana
7. Dana - November 3, 2008 8:22 AM
Hi,,
I'm one of the important fans of Harry potter especially Daniel Radcliffe .and thanks J.K Rowlling for these fantastic books..
waiting for your e-mails.. My e-mail is
lahalipoo@yahoo.com
8. Dana - November 3, 2008 8:25 AM
Hi,,
I'm one of the important fans of Harry potter especially Daniel Radcliffe .and thanks J.K Rowlling for these fantastic books..
waiting for your e-mails.. My e-mail is
lahalipoo@yahoo.com
9. Devika weasley - November 16, 2008 7:07 PM
I love u
10. ANGGIE - January 6, 2009 12:30 AM
HI Mrs.J.k.......i'm anggie in Indonesia,,,,,,,i like your story HARRY POTTER......cAn YoU GiVe StOrY iS vErY hOrYbLe.........????PLeAsE....i LoVe U 4eVeR......
11. Reisya - January 13, 2009 1:12 AM
Hallo...J.k Im reisya i stay in Indonesia.I very like your story.i love you.Your imagination is very great.i hope Harry Potter can always to be number one in the wordl
12. TOMMY CHANDRA - January 16, 2009 4:15 AM
fantastic !
keren abizz ..