Apr 23 2007Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix International Trailer
The new Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix international trailer will send your Bible study group into a tizzy with its glamorized portrait of pagan witchcraft as a rollicking adventure. They may even question your devotion to the church when you're so excited by the black arts. Calm them by reminding them that a crucifix is just a magic wand with a little dead dude hanging off.

Reader Comments
1. proteon - April 23, 2007 5:47 PM
Looks better than the other trailer. Why not give us 300 trailers like Spidey? I'll tell you why: I don't know that's why.
2. wtf - April 24, 2007 12:33 PM
that comment is so wrong about the cross
3. Turel Darcloak - April 24, 2007 1:15 PM
They're not giving us dozens and dozens of trailers for HP5 because anyone who's read the books [not me] already knows the story and are patiently awaiting the release, but Venom-fans can't shut the fuck up about how awesome Venom will be in the new Venom movie they just need more shots and hints about Venom so they can keep talking about Venom.
4. proteon - April 24, 2007 6:29 PM
If you haven't read the books how can you speak for those who do? I'll tell you how - BECAUSE YOU ARE TEH VENOM!!!!!!
5. Turel Darcloak - April 24, 2007 7:16 PM
Damn... I've been discover'd!! *Runs*
6. uaogze nxyfur - May 11, 2007 6:05 AM
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7. Jenna - May 12, 2007 5:36 AM
Loved it!!!.... Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheniox Trailer here too http://maplejuice.com/2007/05/12/harry-potter-and-the-order-of-the-pheniox-trailer.aspx