Apr 25 2007Dark Knight Acquires Eric Roberts from Dark Night

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After faking his death in a plane crash, Buddy Holly went on to star in a number of straight-to-video softcore porn movies.

Eric Roberts, veteran of a million movies I haven't seen and current star of a couple TV shows I've never watched (but he did do a pretty funny interview with Howard Stern the other day), is rumored to be playing a mafia kingpin in The Dark Knight, Chris Nolan's upcoming Batman project.

Man, I was excited about this movie before, but now?

Let's see you disguise this boner, sweatpants!

Some Eric Roberts video highlights, after the jump.

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