Dark Knight Acquires Eric Roberts from Dark Night
April 25, 2007 Comments
After faking his death in a plane crash, Buddy Holly went on to star in a number of straight-to-video softcore porn movies.
Eric Roberts, veteran of a million movies I haven't seen and current star of a couple TV shows I've never watched (but he did do a pretty funny interview with Howard Stern the other day), is rumored to be playing a mafia kingpin in The Dark Knight, Chris Nolan's upcoming Batman project.
Man, I was excited about this movie before, but now?
Let's see you disguise this boner, sweatpants!
Some Eric Roberts video highlights, after the jump.