Apr 10 2007Bratz Poster(z)
While Transformers may be the big blockbuster toyline-turned-movie this year, there's a sassier, brattier group of us eagerly awaiting another entry in this category. That's right, I'm talkin' 'bout Bratz. In this first poster for the live-action adaptation, we see Shifty Brat, Suspicious Brat, Dead Eyes Brat, and Winksy Brat (may not be actual Brat names) doin' their thang. Right on, grrlz!
Bratz Fact: Though it's officially a poster, I use it more as an abduction catalog. Number 2, you're comin' with me.
Reader Comments
1. Judy - April 10, 2007 11:54 AM
I was having a good day until I saw that. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
2. Willravel - April 10, 2007 12:18 PM
Just when you thought Britney Spears was the worst role model for your daughter...
3. JohnJaySmith - April 10, 2007 4:22 PM
Hmm. They should make a movie out of the Baby Bratz dolls. Because nothing is more awesome than two year old girls dressed like hookers.
4. Kasbak - April 10, 2007 5:53 PM
I'm confident this is a sign of the Apocalypse...
5. B - April 11, 2007 4:44 AM
Crap.... I'll get the duct tape if you get the shovel. We're gonna have to bury this thing. Maybe if we work together and create an equally lame homage to shopping malls and superficiality we can stop this beast. What's that? oh they already made Jawbreaker? Well, it's definitely over now. Nice knowing you guys but you can officially shut down the server and go home to your cats.
6. Praz - April 11, 2007 1:33 PM
This is the longest commercial ever. I'm serious. Look! Look, it's still going on. It's been like, half an hour or something.
7. kristinejanis - April 12, 2007 4:29 PM
but isnt it the bratz are those cartoon drawings with no nose? ;p
are they not sticking to that idea lol
8. Dracon - April 12, 2007 6:40 PM
Bratz bigger than Transformers? HA.
But also, this... this is low. Even for Hollywood, this idea is the worst, EVER.
What's next, a movie about Lucky Charms?
9. misery - April 14, 2007 7:01 PM
#4 - these are the four whore-tweens of the apocalypse
i'm feeling more validated of my pro-choice stance already